Joke of the Year

This was nominated for best joke of the year – worth sharing.

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!” The  passerby says, “You are mistaken, I am Mexican.”

The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
” Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !” The person says,
“I not American, I Vietnamese.”

The new arrival walks further, and  the next person he sees  he stops, shakes his hand and says,
“Thank you for the wonderful America!
“That person puts up his hand and says,
“I am from Middle East , I am not American!”

He finally sees a nice lady and asks,
“Are you an American?”
She says, “No, I am from Africa !”
Puzzled, he asks her,
“Where are all the Americans?”

The African lady checks her watch and says…
“Probably at work!!!!!!!

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One Comment

  1. Posted May 4, 2009 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    WOW, that’s pretty lame…


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